I don’t know why but I keep changing my phone number every year. I do take an oath not to do it everytime, but again something happens and I am forced to take another number.

This is cool with me as I really don’t make calls to anyone and I am not as important as Brat Pitt or Steve Jobs.

But my friends are very concerned with this issue. Even if they are not concerned about it, they get to kick my ass as they get a valid reason to do so.

They always ask me where the hell I am or what the fcuk ( I am writing it that way, not a typo ) I am doing. It was so important to contact me and they were not able to call me as they didn’t have my number.

Oh well, My dear friends, I update everything on my blog. I check my emails everyday, do Facebook updates, Tweet what I eat. And if all this sound too techie for you. Put my name in Google, I am there on the top. Contact me via this page.

So, next time if you need me badly (this should not sound gay). Try searching me instead of waiting for me to contact you after ages and then get kicked by you. You really don’t want my phone number in order to reach me.

Last few days were really very painful days for me. Well, not emotionally but literally. few days ago I had a severe pain in stomach. people around me thought its another excuse for not doing anything, really disgusts me.

I took it seriously after two painful nights and went to the doctor.

This is the report of my Ultra Sound of the Abdomen which says…

Kidneys are normal is size, shape, position, outline and echogenecity. Parenchymal thickness is normal and the cortico-medullary differentiation is maintained. renal sinus echo-complex is normal on the left side with no evidence of calyceal dilatation or calculus is seen. Mild aegree of pelvo-caliectasis is seen on the right side due to obstruction caused by an echogenic focus measuring 5.4mm and casting distal acoustic shadowing in the upper third of the ureter. The mildly dilated ureter in the upper third.

Ok, Cut the crap. In Simple Present tense,

I’ve got Stone in my f*****g Stomach and it pains like hell.

I know people don’t die with stone but I still need some sympathy. It’s a bloody 5.4mm stone and I have to Pee it out. Hope you guys can imagine the pain.

One thing I noticed about these personal blogs, if there is a girl writing about her random stuff, her blog will have loads and loads of followers, and it’s needless to say that all the followers are guys, including few girls, I can’t say the sexual preferences about those girls.

I feel shy about using this sexual word of any other objectionable word, but I have this feeling that Google is really bias, because it sends a lot of traffic (visitors) to bloggers who writ these words or are more modern or maybe try to be modern. Something many people calls it pseudo intellectual.

My motive of this blog is to get attention, well, this is why I write on it, I put my time on it, if it was to be personal, and I wouldn’t have created this blog at all. It’s just the beginning of New year and I have many plans for this blog, Asif Ahmed’s Blog (yeah yeah I am talking about me as third person) will not be personal anymore, I would be writing about more stuff, just to get inside Google which could help me get some people eye on my blog.

The first thing I did was, changing the theme of my blog, it was all black theme and was quite slow, this theme is little fast.

I am going to try the 80/20 rule, it’s a rule that 80% of the results show up from 20% of your efforts, I believe it, yes, tested and proved, that’s the reason I am here. I mean I passed all my exams based on that rule.

Getting up early in the morning is another tough thing I need to implement in order to make my days more productive, (I am writing this post at 1:27 in the morning). Well, that’s why I said it’s a tough thing.

Less internet and more studies, this is the most important thing to implement in 2010. Sometimes I completely forge that I am still a student, I can and will be making money my entire life, but, I would regret it later if I did not study and complete my degree which is going to take two years, if I could implement that 80/20 rule.

There are many more things to do in 2010, I would not count this January in 2010 as I can’t apply thing so quickly, specially that getting up early, (its freezing cold in N.Delhi). Anyways, its really getting late, I have already borrowed half an hour of time form my sleep.

There is Nothing I Need to Say.

There is Nothing That Comes My Way.

I Know What I am,

I Know Who I Am.

If You Don’t Believe Me,

Better You Stay Away.

I Deserve the Best,

I Am Above the Rest,

I Don’t Have A Wish,

I Don’t Need to Pray.

I Go Wherever I Want,

I Do What Others Can’t.

I Don’t Want To Kill,

I Don’t Want To Play.

I know it’s not great, but at least it’s there, few people do better than that, but never say it, never express it. how can anyone read your brain and take thing out of it. So, just spit it out.

There is Nothing I Need to Say.

There is Nothing That Comes My Way.

I Know What I am,

I Know Who I Am.

If You Don’t Believe Me,

Better You Stay Away.

I Deserve the Best,

I Am Above the Rest,

I Don’t Have A Wish,

I Don’t Need to Pray.

I Go Wherever I Want,

I Do What Others Can’t.

I Don’t Want To Kill,

I Don’t Want To Play.

I know it’s not great, but at least it’s there, few people do better than that, but never say it, never express it. how can anyone read your brain and take thing out of it. So, just spit it out.

Today is 5^th September, a very special day in my life. A day, which comes every year and gives me a reason to celebrate and live that moment which happed to me in the past.

Ok, you are not getting it, so let me tell you a story, a short story, actually a dream, a modified dream. Well, I have modified it. I have all the right to do it. It’s my dream after all. One more thing about remembering this date is because it’s Teacher’s Day today. And who can forget their Teachers. Well not, me, especially when your handwriting is very bad.

Ok lets flashback to 2001, I don’t remember the day when I first saw her. But, it was kind of love at first site (kind of…)

All I loved her simplicity. Yes, my friends are too much conscious about looks but I don’t care, I really didn’t.

I was so much in love with her that I could easily recognize her even from miles. I wish I could be with her.

And finally I got a chance to touch her on 5 September 2002, and that is the reason I remember this date.

It’s been exactly eight years and she still looks the same. Even the power is same.

And I love to ride her…..

Yes, I am Talking about My Bike, I am a Proud Owner of Yamaha Rx 135.

 Happy Birthday to my bike. Yamaha RX125.

Today is 5^th September, a very special day in my life. A day, which comes every year and gives me a reason to celebrate and live that moment which happed to me in the past.

Ok, you are not getting it, so let me tell you a story, a short story, actually a dream, a modified dream. Well, I have modified it. I have all the right to do it. It’s my dream after all. One more thing about remembering this date is because it’s Teacher’s Day today. And who can forget their Teachers. Well not, me, especially when your handwriting is very bad.

Ok lets flashback to 2001, I don’t remember the day when I first saw her. But, it was kind of love at first site (kind of…)

All I loved her simplicity. Yes, my friends are too much conscious about looks but I don’t care, I really didn’t.

I was so much in love with her that I could easily recognize her even from miles. I wish I could be with her.

And finally I got a chance to touch her on 5 September 2002, and that is the reason I remember this date.

It’s been exactly eight years and she still looks the same. Even the power is same.

And I love to ride her…..

Yes, I am Talking about My Bike, I am a Proud Owner of Yamaha Rx 135.

 Happy Birthday to my bike. Yamaha RX125.