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	<title>Asif Ahmed &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>What a Girl Wants</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 10:46:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He: So… we are meeting? She: when? He: This Sunday! Come on, you forgot? She: Well, Sorry I forgot to tell you, my team is meeting for lunch this Sunday. Sorry can’t come, we’ll me next Sunday please. He: hey, that’s not fair, let meet Saturday. You get two offs in a week na? She: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>He</em>: So… we are meeting? </p>
<p><em>She</em>: when?</p>
<p><em>He</em>: This Sunday! Come on, you forgot?</p>
<p><em>She</em>: Well, Sorry I forgot to tell you, my team is meeting for lunch this Sunday. Sorry can’t come, we’ll me next Sunday please.</p>
<p><em>He</em>: hey, that’s not fair, let meet Saturday. You get two offs in a week na?</p>
<p><em>She</em>: yes, but we have got Back to back shift, I will come home to change, take some rest then will leave for office again. </p>
<p><em>He</em>: back to back? Why you like to hangout in office so much that you are going to office even on week offs?</p>
<p><em>She</em>: Honey! It’s for our team, we are running behind our target, need to cover up few extra hours or we won’t get our incentives. Please understand. I promise next Sunday.</p>
<p><em>He</em>: Ok, (<em>what else I can say</em>)</p>
<p><em>Next week. I am calling her again on Saturday morning to remind her for our date!</em></p>
<p><em>He</em>: What takes you so long to answer? </p>
<p><em>She</em>: <em>Arey</em>, I was sleeping just came from office. Back to back shift again.</p>
<p><em>Me</em>: Now what? Are you guys still behind?</p>
<p><em>She</em>: Nah! Bonanza going on, we are getting Rs100 Shoppers Stop Shopping vouchers for every extra hour.</p>
<p><em>Me</em>: <em>Haha</em>, Rs 100 Shoppers Stop vouchers per hours! You will have to work 10 hours for a 100ml perfume bottle. </p>
<p><em>She</em>: so what! I’ll do extra hours tomorrow also. 8 hours today and 8 hours tomorrow. Do the maths now. </p>
<p><em>He</em>: Tomorrow? You mean Sunday? Hey that not fair, we were suppose to meet tomorrow, I mean on Sunday.</p>
<p><em>She</em>: please understand. </p>
<p><em>He</em>: Ok, meet me for an hour and I’ll gift it to you. Fine?</p>
<p><em>She</em>: Ok fine! What time we are meeting?</p>
<p><em>This works everywhere. In every caste, creed, region. My guarantee.</em></p>
<p>Happy Valentines Day</p>
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