He: So… we are meeting?

She: when?

He: This Sunday! Come on, you forgot?

She: Well, Sorry I forgot to tell you, my team is meeting for lunch this Sunday. Sorry can’t come, we’ll me next Sunday please.

He: hey, that’s not fair, let meet Saturday. You get two offs in a week na?

She: yes, but we have got Back to back shift, I will come home to change, take some rest then will leave for office again.

He: back to back? Why you like to hangout in office so much that you are going to office even on week offs?

She: Honey! It’s for our team, we are running behind our target, need to cover up few extra hours or we won’t get our incentives. Please understand. I promise next Sunday.

He: Ok, (what else I can say)

Next week. I am calling her again on Saturday morning to remind her for our date!

He: What takes you so long to answer?

She: Arey, I was sleeping just came from office. Back to back shift again.

Me: Now what? Are you guys still behind?

She: Nah! Bonanza going on, we are getting Rs100 Shoppers Stop Shopping vouchers for every extra hour.

Me: Haha, Rs 100 Shoppers Stop vouchers per hours! You will have to work 10 hours for a 100ml perfume bottle.

She: so what! I’ll do extra hours tomorrow also. 8 hours today and 8 hours tomorrow. Do the maths now.

He: Tomorrow? You mean Sunday? Hey that not fair, we were suppose to meet tomorrow, I mean on Sunday.

She: please understand.

He: Ok, meet me for an hour and I’ll gift it to you. Fine?

She: Ok fine! What time we are meeting?

This works everywhere. In every caste, creed, region. My guarantee.

Happy Valentines Day