The Conversation between Me and a Friend! I know it’s not worth an entry in a blog, but I heard people are blogging and tweeting everything thing they do, and this is something really interesting.

Me :Hello Bhaskar, Wassup?
Bhaskar:Bro, Bhook Laagi hai, Lets go to somewhere to eat something.
Me     ude, its 2:13 in the morning and you live 27 kms away from me.
Bhaskar:I know, But You Know me too, I can be there in 20 minutes.
Me     : Yes yes crazy rider, but do you think you would get something to eat anywhere?
Bhaskar: I am not talking about eating out at any restaurant or something, anything would do, or else I’ll die.
Me     : Ok aaja, waise toh I was about to sleep, but I’ll wait for you now.
Bhaskar: Bhai, get ready, don’t wait for me to give you a bath or something.
Me: tu aa toh.

So, I lied to him that i was about to sleep,( I know him, he is a pain in the ass when in the Ass, he is going to give me all the gyaan of waking up early and things even if he does not follow it at all)I start doing my work on my PC, thought it will take minimum 30 minutes for him to reach……

and there was his call again on my phone.

Me: Kahaan Pohocha?
Bhaskar: Tere Ghar ke Neeche!
Me: Man, bohot jaldi a gaya, rocket per baith ker aya hai kya?
Bhaskar: Yes, 17 minutes this time. I broke my own record of 20 minutes.
Me: Ok chal ooper aja, let me finish my work.
Bhaskar: Abe you said you are about to sleep, then what work? Baad mein kerna, come down, we still have to Cover 50 kms
Me: 50 kms? where to go? why to go?
Bhakar: Sonipat, to eat something.
Me: Go to hell, F**k you…………

Me: Wait, I am coming down.

And thus we we back by 6Am.

Sach mein, Mere Dost bhi KAMINEY

It was the month of October in 2003. I was in the Library of AMU, Aligarh, Preparing for my 2^nd Sessional Test of 12^th, Commerce. He was there preparing for his Sessional Test, 12^th Science. Looking at him, I thought to get some inspiration for studies as I thought he is very studious guy.

It was the last time I went to the Library, and months later, I met him at the hostel canteen, I found that He wasn’t actually the Library kind of guy and it was his last time too.

It didn’t take much longer to become friends as we shared some common interests, Music, Bikes and Girls, well girls is between every single guy on earth, and my Hostel was little above the average. (Read Here About  My Love Story).

Anyways, it took me very less time to know that he is so passionate about music that he actually eats, sleeps and dreams it.

He is WikiPedia of Music, he is more reliable than Google Search, when it comes to music, just tell him the a part of the lyrics or tuning of any song and he will tell you everything about that song (Has been Proved). Shaan Haider is a very popular name in The Muzic World, because he blogs at it.

He is the super coolest guy I have ever met. He is So Kool, that if you handshake with him, your semen stimulation will increase by 33% (you will know why if you are good at biology)   I like everything about him, his style, sense of humour everything. I am not saying he an angel , but he is a good human being.

Ok, now that I am writing so many good things about him, don’t think He is sleeping with me or something. He is a wonderful friend. And has a lot of girlfriends (now that’s a Lie, he is still single)

Check out his blog ShaanHaider.Com.

He is Ambitious, He is Handsome, He is Intelligent, He is more into Professionalism as he states this on his own blog, Life Unplugged

Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly introduce Brad Pitt Sourav Biswas to you guys.

This Guy, I met him when I worked in a BPO, which was an amazing experience.( a long story, will write about it later).

He came to work in Global Vantedge India (GVI) BPO, Based in Gurgaon from all the way to Kolkata, West Bengal. Everybody have stories to tell, and he has a very very interesting one. which sounded like a Masala Hindi Movie to me.   Anyways , lets cut the long story short. He called him very sarcastic  during the Introduction round on the first day at GVI. but now he has changed a lot.

Yes, its 1 liter. enough to beat the heat. he has the capacity to digest it.  he eats allot, and He knows all the secrets to make a women happy. Call Him @987*******. (keep guessing).

Once upon a time, there was a guy, who made all the girls weak on their knees with his charm, he was called the Casanova most popular guy in his college.

He had everything from Looks to the art of talking to girls in a way that they could even share their Bed with him.

but, it is to his modesty that he doest not even touch them while he is in bed with them. unlike Sourav, who once said, “Girls just have to pass a Smile at me, and I’ll have sex with them”.

But, Danish Khan is just the Opposite, he is a Lucid dreamer, but he can do a lot of damages to anyone in his dreams.

One of his story I heard is the he met a Girl at a Bus stand in Delhi, (Huaz Khas, to be more specific) and he ended up getting engaged to her in his Dreams, while she de-boarded the bus at Connaught Place.

But, he is a great guy, make your hard time light with his Jokes and Gesture. and yes, He does not know How to play a Guitar.

Full Name: Zaki Anwar Mojahid, no he is not a member of al mujahidin, he not from Iraq either. he a very good friend of mine, we did our junior college together, he is New Delhi now, founder Aegis Campus Placement Services Pvt Ltd, with 5 other people.if you live in Delhi and need a job, email him at zaki@aegiscampus.com  Maybe he can help you get placed somewhere, but, i think he charges some amount of money. anyways check it with him. don’t blame me if he asks for your one month’s salary.

He is very fond of Urdu Poetry and he write them too. one of my favorites is

Mujhe Apno Se Ghila Nahi Hai,

Ab Ghairon Ki Baat Kya Kerein,

Koi Toh Mera Sahara Ho,

Zamane Ko Fir Dikhai Dein,

Toot Ker Bikharna Bhi Gar Koi Hal Hota,

Toh Ghaznavi Fir Kyo Baadshaah Hota.

I met him when I Came to Aligarh for my +2, in 2002. He came there from Kathiar, Bihar.

Born on 16 October 1986, (one day before I was born) is much mature by his looks, His went to New Delhi, just after his 12th from Aligarh Muslim University.

He is passionate about all kind of Sports and is Mad about Bikes.

And let me remind you, if you ever ride on his bike with him,

You are going to risk your life to hell.

He is good at making friends. both Males and females, just because of his Personality.

He is So Powerful yet So down to earth.

He is a MBA in Human Resources and Co-Founder of Aegis Campus Placement Services.

You can reach him at Ashraf@aegiscampus.com. if you are in need of a Job in India.

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