Mere Dost Bhi Kaminey!

The Conversation between Me and a Friend! I know it’s not worth an entry in a blog, but I heard people are blogging and tweeting everything thing they do, and this is something really interesting.

Me :Hello Bhaskar, Wassup?
Bhaskar:Bro, Bhook Laagi hai, Lets go to somewhere to eat something.
Me     ude, its 2:13 in the morning and you live 27 kms away from me.
Bhaskar:I know, But You Know me too, I can be there in 20 minutes.
Me     : Yes yes crazy rider, but do you think you would get something to eat anywhere?
Bhaskar: I am not talking about eating out at any restaurant or something, anything would do, or else I’ll die.
Me     : Ok aaja, waise toh I was about to sleep, but I’ll wait for you now.
Bhaskar: Bhai, get ready, don’t wait for me to give you a bath or something.
Me: tu aa toh.

So, I lied to him that i was about to sleep,( I know him, he is a pain in the ass when in the Ass, he is going to give me all the gyaan of waking up early and things even if he does not follow it at all)I start doing my work on my PC, thought it will take minimum 30 minutes for him to reach……

and there was his call again on my phone.

Me: Kahaan Pohocha?
Bhaskar: Tere Ghar ke Neeche!
Me: Man, bohot jaldi a gaya, rocket per baith ker aya hai kya?
Bhaskar: Yes, 17 minutes this time. I broke my own record of 20 minutes.
Me: Ok chal ooper aja, let me finish my work.
Bhaskar: Abe you said you are about to sleep, then what work? Baad mein kerna, come down, we still have to Cover 50 kms
Me: 50 kms? where to go? why to go?
Bhakar: Sonipat, to eat something.
Me: Go to hell, F**k you…………

Me: Wait, I am coming down.

And thus we we back by 6Am.

Sach mein, Mere Dost bhi KAMINEY