It’s Time To Learn Some English

I Had a nice day, worked so much and I slept at 4 in the morning an woke up at 8.

today i got an email from my cousin, it’s of the those forwarded emails which used to be popular back in 2002- 2003. Seems like it took about 7 years for it to reach my inbox.

Read it an laugh…..

Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier’s Spoken English"
…. Njoy ………..with his…………..English…………..
Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier’s Spoken English"
# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs please come here).
# To a boy, angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times…
You, go and understand the tree…
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late – say YES or NO …..(?)

# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school… (to that boy) – "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves – I will take the bigger half.
Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today…
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
Take 5 cm wire of any length….
Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences …
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no …. U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"
At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "
VERY IMPORTANT : ok enjoy this English, but dont forget your English !!!