Category — Wonder Full

As I am a Student of Commerce, doing my graduation, and wanting to do masters in Business Administration.

I keep reading about people giving more preference to Practical Education, People learn easily when they indulge in a thing whole heartily.

I am Still a Student, a Graduate and Planning to do my Masters from any of the Top B-Schools in India.

After getting this chart from A News Website, I think I will have to make my plans again to get the suitable thing for me.

There are very few people who believe in these Stats,

There is a Thinking for about more than half of the country that Education is just to make a responsible citizen out of a Student.

Education is not only about teaching you what to do and what no to do, it is also about leading a life of a minister, if not king.

There are few people who don’t believe in this Education system.

1st person who don’t believe is Me.

Read first Entry Here

After my work in Lucknow, I Stayed in Aligarh for 2 days while on my way to Delhi.

I have only few friends left there, So, It was not as pleasant as it used to be, when I lived there.

But still I have great Company, the only Source of Entertainment was looking at girls while sitting on the Roadside Dhaba , enjoying Tea.

I tried to get online on my Lappy by connecting it to my Phone.

But Wireless Internet connection Sucks in Aligarh.

The weather was good and girls are realy beautiful.

I Still Remember what the Full Form of ALIGARH

All

Lovely

Indian

Girls

Are

Residing

Here

But there is more of thing this part of AMU.

Those were the best day on my life.

So, we are here, in Aligarh, Exploring another phase of life.

I have been here for two days and it feels I am here for like some 8 or 9 days, the thing is, I don’t have anything to do here,

I still remember those day of my life in AMU, when I dint even have a single minute to get bored, even if I was sleeping the whole day.

I have enjoyed every part of it.

Although, I am a college or dropout, I was never counted amongst Baddies.

I was a Dropout, not because, I’d been to knife fights, not because I was dealing into drug. The thing was, I just never cared for anything that was happening to my life.

Everything was at extreme level.

For Example.

I have slept for 3 days at a stretch.

Yes, I have done that. Went to bed after Friday Namaaz and woke up on Monday Morning to get ready for School.

Watched 3 Movies in a Day

If 1 movie was released on Friday, its was only one show, two movies, two shows and three movies, thee shows.

Bunked Sessional Tests

There used to be 3 Sessional tests in an academic year. Marks f the best of two were to be taken, so we never gave three test.

To Be continued………………………………………………………………….

MY interest in Music Grew when I was in Class 4th and a Sang a song in the class.

The Girl Kissed me and said She liked me singing.

Newton must be happy, when he Discovered Law of Motion.

but I was more happy than him as I discovered Law of Attraction.

to be getting Female Attention, One has to be Good in at least one thing, that makes a girl Crazy…Lets not Discuss all that. and get back to our Topic.

We are talking about music

SO, I started getting deeper and deeper into music, because I thought, if One song could make a girl kiss me, What if I am performing on Stage, With My New Electric Guitar.

Looking at this Country Music Video, will really make you jump into music career and feel the heat.

I Found This Entry, surfing few blogs randomly, I found it interesting , so I am sharing it with you all, it was originally posted on CarlPei.com. I am just Republishing is here.

Below are 6 very funny and true life lessons to be learned that I’ve received via email. Jokes aside, the insight gained is valuable to everyone and I somehow don’t think you’ll regret reading them.

Lesson 1: Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin. clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 3

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.

Lesson 5: Power of Charisma

A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

That is All, Thank You For Reading.

I just went to watch the new movie Sarkar Raj with my friends, the show was half an hour late ( Well, This is India)

so we tried to have fun and do something unusual. and we created this Video. This is a song by a pakistani singer Zeeshan.

Enjoy and Don’t Laugh.

Well its my personal blog, so I think I should write on it something personal too. so here we go.

I recently bought a guitar. Its Hobner Strato. and I swear it really is kewl thing to have.

at this point of time, I don’t really know how to play it, but will surely learn it in a while as my friend sourav  is really trying hard to teach me A minor, b sharp things, i really don’t know what the heck i am doing with my life, 1st it was doing CA, and now I want to be a electric guitarist or some band member.

Earlier, before even touching it, I had a feeling that I am a born guitaris and I will be a rock star whenever I’ll buy it,

But after just 30 minutes of introduction to my new passion, I realized, how foolish I was.

I am really sure, studies are much more easier than it.

But still Sourav, keeps telling me, I’ll get it done some day.

Even I wish for the day, when             Don’t look at me, look at the guitar.

I’ll say, “Mission Accomplished”

Well, its a top secret that I don’t know how to play it, lets keep it secret and they will think the photo below is real and not just a bad pose.

Well Well, sooner or later, it will be on my finger tips.

Today it was so boring, I kept waiting for the newspaper to see if the Race movie got any +ve review or not.

But it Happy Holi today so…………….

Hope you all enjoyed well.

Now lets talk…..

I met my friend and he asked me to open an NGO,

I know about him….i mean how serious he is ( just for making money).

But I take is seriously. I even had a small meeting with my friends who were interested in joining me for a noble cause.

Aawaaz –We will help them being heard.

Rest of the day was just like another day. I saved myself from being colored .( I don’t prefer taking bath 2 times a day) .