Asif Ahmed Random thoughts of an Average Guy

15Jan/100

A Piece of Shayari

Just to let people know that I know little bit of Shayari too. I am writing down few lines, well, they are not mine, but I don’t know the Author, anyone knows about him, please mention it in the comment section and you win a thank you from me.

Main Tumhara Ghar Hameshan Roshni Se Jagmagaunga,

Diye Khaamosh Ho Jayenge Toh Mai Dil Jalaunga.

Tumhein Jis Din Yaqee Ho Jaye Mujh Mein Khoobiyaan Bhi Hain,

Mujhe Awaaz Dedena, Main Wapis Laut Aunga.

Kyoki Dil Dukhaker, Rula Ker Ya Aazmaaker Chorna

Hamne Seekhaa Hi Nahi Apna Bana Ker Chorna

Taaki Duniaa Yeh Na Samjhe, Humme Doori Ho Gayi,

Saath Jab Bhi Chorna, Muskura Ker Chorna

The above lines, when said in a situation with a good pronunciation, will help in a healthy communication, but sometimes it depends on the observation of the opposition other party. :)

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11Mar/090

Applying for a Duplicate of Marksheet of Metric

I recently Lost my High School Mark sheet ( Matriculation) and I really don’t know where I lost it.

I think, I lost it in Delhi Metro!!!!

Or Maybe the last Bus to Aligarh.

Anyway! I have lost it. And We all know, how important this Piece of Paper is.

If you go to apply for a Driver’s License

Or you Apply for a passport

Even For a Job

But the most Important thing which cannot be done,

is getting Admission to the next level in Academics.

I am looking forward lo get admission in any of B-School, and for that

I will require to present my Original Mark Sheet of High School at the time of Admission..

Here is what I did for getting a Duplicate Copy of Mark Sheet

Downloaded a Form from the Education Board’s Website.SDC10347

Filled it and pasted my Passport size Photograph on it.

Got it attested it from my School, from where I did my Schooling.SDC10347

Lodged an F.I.R ( First Information Report )SDC10348

Made an Affidavit from Local Court, about the mark sheet Lost case. SDC10349

These three things are required to Submit the Application form for Issuing the Duplicate of Mark Sheet.

HP Education Board Takes 15 day to send the Document via Post, to your postal address.

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19Feb/091

My 2nd Hand Maruti Suzuki 800 car for Rs 15000

I recently Purchased a 2nd Hand Car. due to recession, I wasn't able to get a new one. .

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Well, This thing Cost me Rs 15000/- ($300).

Yes, it’s a price at which you buy a high end cell phone.

No, I haven't bought this car by putting a gun on the owner’s face. its called commitment.

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I tried Driving at its high speed, but I didn't have the courage for crossing the speed or 100 km/hr. And one more thing, its runs 20kms in a liter of petrol.

Car's Engine

here is the Engine of the Car, few things were tweeted up, and now there no need of waiting to cool it down.

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26Oct/080

Get Your PayPal Verified in just $10

Do you have a PayPal Account?

Is it Verified?

What?

You Don’t have a Credit Card!

Don’t Worry, I’ll Help You

I’ll Give you a VCC

What is VCC?

Well, its a Virtual Credit Card (VCC)

Virtual credit cards, an invention of the European banking industry aimed at those too stupid for pet rocks, are marketed primarily through the virtual marketplace known as the Intarweb.

or Visit GETVCC

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23Oct/080

Aamir’s new Look for Ghajini

Today’s morning was just like any other, but the best thing was that I woke up at 5 Am and it really felt great, the next great thing was, when i read newspaper after a very long time.

this is what I got in today’s newspaper,

Amir Khan’s 1st look for his Up coming Movie Ghajini

Aamir Khan is known for perfection in his work,

He actually grew a Mustache for his Movie Mangal Panday

he grew his hair too for this movie,

he is also famous for his hair styles in Movies and he has a great following of it.

Be it Raang de Basanti.

Or be it Tare Zemeen Par

He is also called Mr. Perfectionist, but if you say any of his movies, you will agree to it.

he say he doesn't believe in Awards, he has faith in Oscars only.

And Tare Zameen Par will be his 2nd Movie for Oscars After Lagaan.

With Ghajini, Which is Scheduled to release in debember, he Already has atarted working for his next Movie, Raj Hirani’s 3 Idiots.

and for that, he will have to Sacrifice his Muscles, which he built for Ghajini.

it took him almost one year to Develop this look.

Consistency and Control over inner self. He lived in pain after 3 hours of daily workout..

I remember it was December 12, 2007, when Tare Zameen Par got released and he is ready with his next movie, which is an Action thriller. and a Remake of A South Movie.

We just wish him Luck for his Movie.

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16Oct/080

My New Laptop

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After Three Years, i finally Changed my Laptop,

This is a Screenshot of my new Laptop, don't get confused, it’s not a MacBook, I am Using XP, its just a Skin for XP.

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9Oct/082

Newly Rich People

These day I am getting so many spam emails saying i have won a billion dollar contest, lucky draw or competition.

looks like someone is really trying to make me a millionaire.

After Julia’s case, I decided I wont be fooled again in anyway.

TRANSVERSAL FELICIAN
27113 MADRID, SPAIN.                                                                                                                                     Date: 8/10/2008
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION / PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
FILE CLAIM NO: 297/8159/GOP
ATTN: CLAIMANT,
RE: LOTTERY BONUS/PROMOTION PRIZA AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to inform you of the release of the 8th OCTOBER 2008, results of the EURO MILLIONES INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTIONS PROGRAMS held on the4th of OCTOBER 2008.
Your  email was attached to the ticket number 76501 with serial number   MI335 drew the lucky numbers    which consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category.
You have there been approved for a lump sum pay out of Ђ815,810.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND TEN EUROS ONLY) in cash credited to file ESP/3589603/08.This is from the total cash prize of Ђ16,621,340.00(SIXTEEN MILLON SIX HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTY EUROS ONLY).This sum were shared among the seventy one international winners in this category. CONGRATULATION!!!
Due to mixed up of some email and names we ask that you keep this award a top secret from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming of unwarranted taking of advantage of this program by participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 10,000.000.00 names from (Europe, America , Canada , Asia, Australia , New Zealand , Middle-East, Africa , and North & South America), as part of our International promotions program. We hope your lucky email will draw a bigger cash prize in the subsequent programs. To begin your claim, please contact your claims Agent,
The Foreign Service Manager,
EORO SECURITY COMPANY S.L.
Contact Adent: Mr. JOSE  GARCIA
Customer Support Unit,
Tel No:0034 665 152 515
For the processing and remittance of your prize money to your designated account of your choice.
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 4th of NOVEMBER 2008.After this date, all funds will be returned to the MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA as unclaimed, Remember 5% will be paid to your urgent for services render after you have received your total winning
Note: You will be require to notarising and obtained a vetting approval from the Spanish high court of justice Madrid Spain before your winning prize can be transfer and this process will be done by your approved claim agent.

They are really trying hard to get me in Nouveau Riche list.

Well Well, I am not speaking French, I just got this word Nouveau Riche which means “new rich”. in English.

well let me tell you about it in detail.

its is used for the people who rise from poverty to rich, or from obscurity to fame

where as the list has few names who were not poor initially but they acquired  tremendous growth no matter how.

Wikipedia also has a definition of Nouveau Riche.(NR)

the list which was made in 1990, had King Fahad of Saudi Arabia too. I wonder how is he included. He is the only one I recognized in the list.

I think I’ll make it to be a NR in a year or two.

here is a community of NR’s on Internet. it gives you nothing but an inspiration to be part of them as there are real people becoming NR.

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25Sep/080

Delhi Bloggers Meet

I live in New Delhi, The Capital of India. It has got a population of more than a billion. And Delhi itself has a Population of 13 million.

India is aware of Internet also. If you go to yahoo chat rooms, you will fine that 70% would be Indians. Internet mean chatting few years ago and nowadays, Orkut is meant Internet. Indians are still not introduced to blogging. But still there are few thousand bloggers in our country.

Out of those thousands, there few hundreds who have created groups and communities on Orkut, Facebook, Yahoo, and even on Twitter.

As I am also a member of these communities, and there have been online meeting and conferences in Delhi. Unfortunately, I am not able to attend any of the meetings.

There was a Delhi Bloggers Meet on 20th of September, but I couldn’t make it as Ramadan is going around and the Iftar timing clashed with the meeting time.

There was so many blogger who assured their presence (including me) but only 40 showed up.

This might be laziness or Indianness , but I thing 40 count is enough to roc the show. I think the refreshment part would have been the best. :)

I read about how it was, on Delhi Bloggers Bloc. And I will try my best to attend the next meet.

It was a 2nd twitter meet in Delhi. So, if you live in Delhi and you blog or micro-blog. You should follow this blog, so that you too can show up in the next meeting.

Where is what I missed this Time. A wonderful venue provided by the sponsors.

This is the conference room where great mind meet. the best guy was not there this time :( .

Cafeteria, the most interesting part of any meeting of conference. And the food is free too

These meeting not only increase your Social Network, but it feels good to meet people with whom you were online friends , for a very blog time.

This time, It was just 40 people, Hope it will increase with time.

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22Sep/080

Feeling Nostalgic!

Waiting

In last post, I already told that i am not Home yet, I am Still here at my fiends Place, and now I am feeling so Home Sick, Nostalgic.

No, not that i am missing my bed, or bathroom ( I’ve got nothing else in my flat, I live alone:) )  but lets face it, I am missing my Broadband ( I live in India, and We call a 256kbps Connection a Broadband).

Technically I am using Internet right now, but It Sucks, and when i say i suck, Its Sucks as in Real.

Its a Real Pain to work on a 56kbps connection, Reason is, I am on the Movie and Away from my Home, So Internet is Run Through Mobile Phone or say Cell Phone ( for Americans)

Anyway, I’ll be there tomorrow, Its 3 am and Still not getting Sleepy! {Bloody Insomnia :) }

The reason is Sunday was all in Sleep, that means all were sleeping here, until one of my friend’s GF came to meet him,

And the Important thing was, She was with her Firends [Beautiful :) ].

So, was it good or Bad? Good, because,

Usually we don’t take bath on Sundays ( I skip even weekdays) but it was because of her friend, we all got Dressed up like its Monday,

But Monday has arrived now.

See if in few hours

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15Sep/081

Audi type 89 costs Rs 35,000 Only

Yesterday my friend showed me is New Second hand Car AUDI 89, I was surprised to see the are in so good condition, (well the photo of car is just a Google search away, its not the car but same model)

But, the bad news is that he can’t drive it.

Actually there is a story behind this car. But I’ll cut it short for you.

The Car was in Italy Embassy for 14 years and It was hardy used there. The owner of this car went back to Italy and wrote a letter stating this car should not be driven on Roads as there are no document present, he took all the Documents with him.

So, this car was sold to a Local Car Dealer stating the condition of not driving it. My friend who love cars a lot (second hand cars, as his budget doesn’t allow him to love brand new cars) was there and he bought the car at Rs 35,000/- with the same condition.

He is Happy to see AUDI 89 at his Home, he is happy to see it. And thinks of ideas, both legal and illegal everyday.

So, if you can share any Idea, he would be grateful to you.

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