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		<title>Strange People</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something Very Strange happened to me yesterday. As it was Sunday, I didn’t have anything to do. So, I grabbed my Guitar and Started singing it while strumming the guitar.( i am not James blunt, but I am ok when it comes to singing). and the guitar was sounding like a plumber is having a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Something Very Strange happened to me yesterday.</p>
<p>As it was Sunday, I didn’t have anything to do. So, I grabbed my Guitar and Started singing it while strumming the guitar.( i am not James blunt, but I am ok when it comes to singing). and the guitar was sounding like a plumber is having a really tough time to fit the pipes in the bathroom. </p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Guitar" border="0" alt="Guitar" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image8.png" width="510" height="268" />Anyways, I was busy singing. </p>
<p>Suddenly, someone came,(I live on 1t floor, with friends), I didn’t know him. He handled me a Rs10 Note. ( i thought he is making fun of me by giving me RS10 note).<img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="10 Rupee Note" border="0" alt="10 Rupee Note" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image9.png" width="510" height="231" />&#160; I asked him about it and he said that my voice is very good and it is just a token of love and appreciation and not to buy 2 minute noodles from it and eat. He really liked my Voice, he even invited me to his place for Weekend, as he was having a party there. </p>
<p><a href="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image10.png"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="Bheja Fry" border="0" alt="Bheja Fry" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image_thumb.png" width="510" height="381" /></a>&#160; I thought he wants me to sing there ( same kind of stuff sown in <em>Bheja Fry</em> the movie staring Vinay Pathak as the victim.) But he assured me that he won’t ask me to sing there. He just wanted to say that there is an Academy in his neighborhood, and I should join it. </p>
<p>So strange world. this man, i never met, never ever seen him earlier, thinks i sing well, and there are these B*****d friends who say I suck, I Smell and I stink. ( I am not going to celebrate Friendship day anymore). <img src='http://asifahmed.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> <img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="No Happy Friendship" border="0" alt="No Happy Friendship" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image11.png" width="510" height="338" /></p>
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		<title>And They Lived Happily Ever After</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a Time, There was a Girl, Who Danced well, and become an Item Girl of Hindi Film Industry. She was a perfect dancer and her figure was almost perfect, but she had something less in some department of her body. So, she went to the Doctor to make them look good (don’t ask [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once upon a Time, There was a Girl, Who Danced well, and become an Item Girl of Hindi Film Industry.</p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Rakhi Sawant" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image1.png" border="0" alt="Rakhi Sawant" width="500" height="459" /></p>
<p>She was a perfect dancer and her figure was almost perfect, but she had something less in some department of her body. So, she went to the Doctor to make them look good (don’t ask me what). Doctors filled some silicon in her and made the attractive, which made her say ‘<em>Jo Bhagwan Nahi De sakta, Woh Doctor De Sakta Hai’.</em></p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Rakhi Sawant" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image2.png" border="0" alt="Rakhi Sawant" width="500" height="707" /></p>
<p><em> </em>As the time passed by, she got bored and went to a B’day party of a friend where she got kissed and went through the Kiss and Tell Situation.</p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Rakhi Sawant" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image3.png" border="0" alt="Rakhi Sawant" width="500" height="336" /></p>
<p>When People started forgetting her, she participated in few reality show to stay in Public eyes. And She made some friends and lots and lots of enemies there.</p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Rakhi Sawant" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image4.png" border="0" alt="Rakhi Sawant" width="500" height="556" /></p>
<p>and again, when she had nothing to do, she got inspired by Reality Shows so much that she decided to get married by arranging a <em>Svayamvar. </em></p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Rakhi Sawant" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image5.png" border="0" alt="Rakhi Sawant" width="500" height="656" /></p>
<p>During the Syamvar, she got all the eyeballs she wanted and  finally the came when one of the contestant was to be awarded with a Bride with some silicon in her.</p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Rakhi Sawant and Elash" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image6.png" border="0" alt="Rakhi Sawant and Elash" width="498" height="328" /></p>
<p>She was suppose to marry the winner contestant of <em>Svyamvar</em> , but she is dating him saying she will decide only after spending some time with that person.</p>
<p>Maybe we get to hear something like ……<em>And they lived happily every After….</em>kind of thing.</p>
<p>But sources say, we are soon to hear something else from this Girl.</p>
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