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		<title>Bill Gates In a Wall Street Journal Ad</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 20:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I previously wrote about Apple, this time stumbled upon photograph of Bill Gates. Source&#160;&#160; Bill Gates was featured in a Print ad in Wall Street Journal (WSJ) in 1984. He was already famous by this time, this is the reason He was approached by WSJ for an Ad.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I previously wrote about <a href="http://asifahmed.net/99-things-you-didnt-know-about-apple-inc/" target="_blank">Apple</a>, this time stumbled upon photograph of Bill Gates.</p>
<p align="right"><img style="background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: ; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px" title="Bill Gates in Print Ad" border="0" alt="Bill Gates in Print Ad" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/image.png" width="520" height="683" /><font size="1"><a href="http://www.kraftfuttermischwerk.de/blogg/?p=22161" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Source</a>&#160;</font>&#160;</p>
<p>Bill Gates was featured in a Print ad in Wall Street Journal (WSJ) in 1984. He was already famous by this time, this is the reason He was approached by WSJ for an Ad.</p>
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		<title>Stuff On TV That Pisses Me Off</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 07:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do You Watch TV? I am sure you must be!. The stuff which is being aired these days is really bullshit. These people really know how to irritate someone by giving Bogus news and making useless TV serials etc. Salman Katrina Break Up I am Seriously not interested in whats going on between them, So [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do You Watch TV? I am sure you must be!. </p>
<p>The stuff which is being aired these days is really bullshit. These people really know how to irritate someone by giving Bogus news and making useless TV serials etc. </p>
<h3>Salman Katrina Break Up</h3>
<p><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px auto; display: block; float: none; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="title" border="0" alt="alt" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/image.png" width="507" height="364" />I am Seriously not interested in whats going on between them, So please stop making it your Top story on the day.</p>
<h3>Saas Bahu Aur Saazish</h3>
<p> <img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px auto; display: block; float: none; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="title" border="0" alt="alt" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/image1.png" width="500" height="219" />
<p>Okay, I don’t understand why the Hell News channels do this. They keep showing the news from TV Serials. As if they are for real. C’mon Star News! Grow up!</p>
<h3>2012 Will be end of the world</h3>
<p> <img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px auto; display: block; float: none; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="title" border="0" alt="alt" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/image2.png" width="500" height="319" />If the world is going to end in 2012 then why the hell you News Channels are competing for TRP’s. Why don’t you lock the company and chill out somewhere at a Cool place. Oh by the way. I’ll be 27 in 2012. <img class="wlEmoticon wlEmoticon-smile" alt="Smile" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/wlEmoticonsmile.png" />  <br /> 
<p>&#160;</p>
<h3>Raaz Pichle Jaman Ka<img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px auto; display: block; float: none; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="title" border="0" alt="alt" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/image3.png" width="500" height="323" /></h3>
<p>Okay, what are people going to do after they know about their last lives? Why don’t they concentrate on their present life? <a href="http://www.filmyfriday.com/television/1966-air-india-crash-victim-on-%E2%80%98raaz-pichhle-janam-ka%E2%80%99" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Read this</a>.</p>
<h3> Emotional Atyachaar</h3>
<p><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px auto; display: block; float: none; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px" title="title" border="0" alt="alt" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/image4.png" width="500" height="375" />Last but not least, This Reality show doesn’t really makes no sense. I mean how would a guy react when you make a Hot Chick go after him. 99% of the guys would try to have some <em>Baher ki Biryaani.</em> It is a Fake show by the way. but EA guys, if you ever happen to read this. Go get another job.</p>
<p>And the list does not end here. I can write about so many but my time is limited. I’ve got other things to do as well.    </p>
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		<title>Road Slide Somewhere in Uttrakhand</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 19:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nature never hurries. Atom by atom, little by little she &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; achieves her work. &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; &#8211; Ralph Waldo Emerson I am always happy to visit Dharchulla. Its always good to see your parents after a long time. But its really a tough journey of one day to reach there. It is one day Hours if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><em>Nature never hurries. Atom by atom, little by little she        <br />&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; achieves her work.         <br />&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; &#8211; Ralph Waldo Emerson</em></p>
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<p><font color="#555555" face="Georgia">I am always happy to visit <a href="http://asifahmed.net/dharchula/">Dharchulla</a>. Its always good to see your parents after a long time. But its really a tough journey of one day to reach there. It is one day Hours if u are lucky enough, unlike me, because it took me 3 days to reach New Delhi. (long story, can be made a movie out of it).</font></p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="" border="0" alt="" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/19092010286.jpg" width="520" height="390" /></p>
<p>I cant blame anyone as the Mother Nature has her role to play. You know, there are few things you can never mess up with. Nature is one of them. Just few days of continuous raining and every technology thing was out of order. be it Telephone Lines, Internet or even busy Roads. </p>
<p>National Highways connect the Cities to each other and when they stop, the whole state seem to stop working. </p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="" border="0" alt="" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/19092010278.jpg" width="520" height="390" /></p>
<p>No Doubt Uttrakhand Looks at its best in Monsoons with cloudy sky and Green fields. </p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="" border="0" alt="" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/19092010279.jpg" width="520" height="390" /></p>
<p>But it has its side effects also. Continuous rain causes all the rain water flowing down which takes a lot of mud with it. </p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px auto; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="" border="0" alt="" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/19092010285.jpg" width="520" height="390" /></p>
<p>And sometimes, even the Roads…….</p>
<h3 align="left">Here is the Video of the Road Slide</h3>
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		<title>Strange People</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something Very Strange happened to me yesterday. As it was Sunday, I didn’t have anything to do. So, I grabbed my Guitar and Started singing it while strumming the guitar.( i am not James blunt, but I am ok when it comes to singing). and the guitar was sounding like a plumber is having a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Something Very Strange happened to me yesterday.</p>
<p>As it was Sunday, I didn’t have anything to do. So, I grabbed my Guitar and Started singing it while strumming the guitar.( i am not James blunt, but I am ok when it comes to singing). and the guitar was sounding like a plumber is having a really tough time to fit the pipes in the bathroom. </p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Guitar" border="0" alt="Guitar" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image8.png" width="510" height="268" />Anyways, I was busy singing. </p>
<p>Suddenly, someone came,(I live on 1t floor, with friends), I didn’t know him. He handled me a Rs10 Note. ( i thought he is making fun of me by giving me RS10 note).<img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="10 Rupee Note" border="0" alt="10 Rupee Note" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image9.png" width="510" height="231" />&#160; I asked him about it and he said that my voice is very good and it is just a token of love and appreciation and not to buy 2 minute noodles from it and eat. He really liked my Voice, he even invited me to his place for Weekend, as he was having a party there. </p>
<p><a href="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image10.png"><img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="Bheja Fry" border="0" alt="Bheja Fry" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image_thumb.png" width="510" height="381" /></a>&#160; I thought he wants me to sing there ( same kind of stuff sown in <em>Bheja Fry</em> the movie staring Vinay Pathak as the victim.) But he assured me that he won’t ask me to sing there. He just wanted to say that there is an Academy in his neighborhood, and I should join it. </p>
<p>So strange world. this man, i never met, never ever seen him earlier, thinks i sing well, and there are these B*****d friends who say I suck, I Smell and I stink. ( I am not going to celebrate Friendship day anymore). <img src='http://asifahmed.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> <img style="border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-right: 0px" title="No Happy Friendship" border="0" alt="No Happy Friendship" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image11.png" width="510" height="338" /></p>
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		<title>And They Lived Happily Ever After</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asif</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a Time, There was a Girl, Who Danced well, and become an Item Girl of Hindi Film Industry. She was a perfect dancer and her figure was almost perfect, but she had something less in some department of her body. So, she went to the Doctor to make them look good (don’t ask [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once upon a Time, There was a Girl, Who Danced well, and become an Item Girl of Hindi Film Industry.</p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Rakhi Sawant" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image1.png" border="0" alt="Rakhi Sawant" width="500" height="459" /></p>
<p>She was a perfect dancer and her figure was almost perfect, but she had something less in some department of her body. So, she went to the Doctor to make them look good (don’t ask me what). Doctors filled some silicon in her and made the attractive, which made her say ‘<em>Jo Bhagwan Nahi De sakta, Woh Doctor De Sakta Hai’.</em></p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Rakhi Sawant" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image2.png" border="0" alt="Rakhi Sawant" width="500" height="707" /></p>
<p><em> </em>As the time passed by, she got bored and went to a B’day party of a friend where she got kissed and went through the Kiss and Tell Situation.</p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Rakhi Sawant" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image3.png" border="0" alt="Rakhi Sawant" width="500" height="336" /></p>
<p>When People started forgetting her, she participated in few reality show to stay in Public eyes. And She made some friends and lots and lots of enemies there.</p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Rakhi Sawant" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image4.png" border="0" alt="Rakhi Sawant" width="500" height="556" /></p>
<p>and again, when she had nothing to do, she got inspired by Reality Shows so much that she decided to get married by arranging a <em>Svayamvar. </em></p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Rakhi Sawant" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image5.png" border="0" alt="Rakhi Sawant" width="500" height="656" /></p>
<p>During the Syamvar, she got all the eyeballs she wanted and  finally the came when one of the contestant was to be awarded with a Bride with some silicon in her.</p>
<p><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: block; float: none; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: auto" title="Rakhi Sawant and Elash" src="http://asifahmed.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image6.png" border="0" alt="Rakhi Sawant and Elash" width="498" height="328" /></p>
<p>She was suppose to marry the winner contestant of <em>Svyamvar</em> , but she is dating him saying she will decide only after spending some time with that person.</p>
<p>Maybe we get to hear something like ……<em>And they lived happily every After….</em>kind of thing.</p>
<p>But sources say, we are soon to hear something else from this Girl.</p>
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