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I am assuming that you are reading this article on your preferred device, from your home or office, sitting in a comfortable chair, sipping some coffee. But on the other side, it was little different for me while writing this.

I am writing pieces of this article on my mobile phone whenever I am getting time. The other issue is lack of electricity at night at the place where I am staying for few days.

I belong to a small village of east of Utter Pradesh, called Potaria . I visit my village once or twice a year, this time it was for Voting in UP Assembly Elections.

Well, maybe more than that, but it’s quite exciting to explore the real India which is found in the 638,365 villages of this incredible country called India.

There may be few advanced villages but most of them are same, even with different language or culture.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you a part of incredible India, you may find popular people, places or things on the internet, but you actually will have to visit India to explore the internal parts.

As I said above, electricity is not available for 24 hours, few villages get 8 hour and few 12. And this eventually leads to unavailability of many other things like TV, Internet etc., anything that runs on battery could be seen here at times.

As per the water supply is concerned, these hand pumps can be found in every household.

In villages, people gather at one place and the only source of entertainment is pulling legs of a funny guy, (and every village has got their own funny guys.) . Kids have got Mp3 mobile phones (mostly Nokia) and are seen exchanging Video songs with each other.

Every individual in the village has big farms and they grow rice, wheat, and mustard,

and even their own cattle……

They keep a stock the grown crops for themselves until the next season and sell the rest of it which is the main source of their income, which they use to buy rest of the things required to survive.

We too have got our own land which we have given to a farmer who grows crops and take half of it as a compensation for his efforts.

After all the distribution of the crop in the family, we get our share, which is around 300Kgs of Rice.

From the past few years, we have been bringing our share to the city and distribute it to our extended family living in the city. And this was the other reason for us to go there this time.

I previously wrote about Apple, this time stumbled upon photograph of Bill Gates.

Source  

Bill Gates was featured in a Print ad in Wall Street Journal (WSJ) in 1984. He was already famous by this time, this is the reason He was approached by WSJ for an Ad.

Do You Watch TV? I am sure you must be!.

The stuff which is being aired these days is really bullshit. These people really know how to irritate someone by giving Bogus news and making useless TV serials etc.

Salman Katrina Break Up

I am Seriously not interested in whats going on between them, So please stop making it your Top story on the day.

Saas Bahu Aur Saazish

Okay, I don’t understand why the Hell News channels do this. They keep showing the news from TV Serials. As if they are for real. C’mon Star News! Grow up!

2012 Will be end of the world

If the world is going to end in 2012 then why the hell you News Channels are competing for TRP’s. Why don’t you lock the company and chill out somewhere at a Cool place. Oh by the way. I’ll be 27 in 2012.

Raaz Pichle Jaman Ka

Okay, what are people going to do after they know about their last lives? Why don’t they concentrate on their present life? Read this.

Emotional Atyachaar

Last but not least, This Reality show doesn’t really makes no sense. I mean how would a guy react when you make a Hot Chick go after him. 99% of the guys would try to have some Baher ki Biryaani. It is a Fake show by the way. but EA guys, if you ever happen to read this. Go get another job.

And the list does not end here. I can write about so many but my time is limited. I’ve got other things to do as well.

Nature never hurries. Atom by atom, little by little she
     achieves her work.
                                                              – Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am always happy to visit Dharchulla. Its always good to see your parents after a long time. But its really a tough journey of one day to reach there. It is one day Hours if u are lucky enough, unlike me, because it took me 3 days to reach New Delhi. (long story, can be made a movie out of it).

I cant blame anyone as the Mother Nature has her role to play. You know, there are few things you can never mess up with. Nature is one of them. Just few days of continuous raining and every technology thing was out of order. be it Telephone Lines, Internet or even busy Roads.

National Highways connect the Cities to each other and when they stop, the whole state seem to stop working.

No Doubt Uttrakhand Looks at its best in Monsoons with cloudy sky and Green fields.

But it has its side effects also. Continuous rain causes all the rain water flowing down which takes a lot of mud with it.

And sometimes, even the Roads…….

Here is the Video of the Road Slide

Something Very Strange happened to me yesterday.

As it was Sunday, I didn’t have anything to do. So, I grabbed my Guitar and Started singing it while strumming the guitar.( i am not James blunt, but I am ok when it comes to singing). and the guitar was sounding like a plumber is having a really tough time to fit the pipes in the bathroom.

Anyways, I was busy singing.

Suddenly, someone came,(I live on 1t floor, with friends), I didn’t know him. He handled me a Rs10 Note. ( i thought he is making fun of me by giving me RS10 note).  I asked him about it and he said that my voice is very good and it is just a token of love and appreciation and not to buy 2 minute noodles from it and eat. He really liked my Voice, he even invited me to his place for Weekend, as he was having a party there.

  I thought he wants me to sing there ( same kind of stuff sown in Bheja Fry the movie staring Vinay Pathak as the victim.) But he assured me that he won’t ask me to sing there. He just wanted to say that there is an Academy in his neighborhood, and I should join it.

So strange world. this man, i never met, never ever seen him earlier, thinks i sing well, and there are these B*****d friends who say I suck, I Smell and I stink. ( I am not going to celebrate Friendship day anymore).

Once upon a Time, There was a Girl, Who Danced well, and become an Item Girl of Hindi Film Industry.

She was a perfect dancer and her figure was almost perfect, but she had something less in some department of her body. So, she went to the Doctor to make them look good (don’t ask me what). Doctors filled some silicon in her and made the attractive, which made her say ‘Jo Bhagwan Nahi De sakta, Woh Doctor De Sakta Hai’.

As the time passed by, she got bored and went to a B’day party of a friend where she got kissed and went through the Kiss and Tell Situation.

When People started forgetting her, she participated in few reality show to stay in Public eyes. And She made some friends and lots and lots of enemies there.

and again, when she had nothing to do, she got inspired by Reality Shows so much that she decided to get married by arranging a Svayamvar.

During the Syamvar, she got all the eyeballs she wanted and  finally the came when one of the contestant was to be awarded with a Bride with some silicon in her.

She was suppose to marry the winner contestant of Svyamvar , but she is dating him saying she will decide only after spending some time with that person.

Maybe we get to hear something like ……And they lived happily every After….kind of thing.

But sources say, we are soon to hear something else from this Girl.