Category — Love & Friendships

Ok, So, its been a long time,  But I am not dead. I was just searching for some suitable offers and I got to chat with Joe. 

but, it seems even she isn’t ready ready to guide me.

PS: People with Zero Sense of Humor, this is a Joke and I am not that Desperate.

He: So… we are meeting?

She: when?

He: This Sunday! Come on, you forgot?

She: Well, Sorry I forgot to tell you, my team is meeting for lunch this Sunday. Sorry can’t come, we’ll me next Sunday please.

He: hey, that’s not fair, let meet Saturday. You get two offs in a week na?

She: yes, but we have got Back to back shift, I will come home to change, take some rest then will leave for office again.

He: back to back? Why you like to hangout in office so much that you are going to office even on week offs?

She: Honey! It’s for our team, we are running behind our target, need to cover up few extra hours or we won’t get our incentives. Please understand. I promise next Sunday.

He: Ok, (what else I can say)

Next week. I am calling her again on Saturday morning to remind her for our date!

He: What takes you so long to answer?

She: Arey, I was sleeping just came from office. Back to back shift again.

Me: Now what? Are you guys still behind?

She: Nah! Bonanza going on, we are getting Rs100 Shoppers Stop Shopping vouchers for every extra hour.

Me: Haha, Rs 100 Shoppers Stop vouchers per hours! You will have to work 10 hours for a 100ml perfume bottle.

She: so what! I’ll do extra hours tomorrow also. 8 hours today and 8 hours tomorrow. Do the maths now.

He: Tomorrow? You mean Sunday? Hey that not fair, we were suppose to meet tomorrow, I mean on Sunday.

She: please understand.

He: Ok, meet me for an hour and I’ll gift it to you. Fine?

She: Ok fine! What time we are meeting?

This works everywhere. In every caste, creed, region. My guarantee.

Happy Valentines Day

Life is a Journey, and everyone needs a partner for that.

But my life is just a lonely journey since my break up (Some Other Story, maybe some other day)

I am happy with my boring life, I have got my friends, I have got everything I need. But still.

Being a Guy I look am always attracted to girls



But Still, I am happy in my own world. And leave in on Kismat Kennection . Maybe someday I’ll find that someone special.

But just yeaterday I got an email something like this



What, do you say?

Should I reply to this email?

Ah leave it, I already did that and I got its reply too. But let me tell you what I wrote.

Hi Julian,

I Appreciate That You Care. I got your Email and Replying you Straight Away.

I will be waiting for your response.

This was the 1st time I was getting an email like this and that for a friendship. God!! I would have Wished for MacBook Pro. Anyway lets get back on the topic.

Few hours later I got her reply……



And yes she sent me her photos too……



Well, what can you can, these Internet relationships, it happens!!!! I was expecting something like this.



But Being a Nice Guy, I still Replied.

To this my reply was something like this…

Dear Julian,

Thanks for replying and telling about you.

This was the 1st email of this kind I ever got.

though I always wanted a friend to share my things, i never got one.

I do blogging and I blog about everything which happens in my life.

I am a business student and 23 years of age. I live alone in New Delhi, India.

My Parents live in some other State of India, I visit them once a Week.

nothing exciting is going around these days. I get bored all the day and I spend my time writing on few blogs. that’s it.

Tell me about you, what you want to do with your life and what is your routine nowadays.

Will wait for your reply.

BTW, you can call me Shaz

Chill, that just she is just a pen friend nothing else!

But everything turned the other way when I got her next email, which was…





When I was reading this email, my brain was working like as if I was James Bond, If it would have worked like this in my Exams, I would have got Better Marks and could proudly show my Grade to everyone, but…..(Some other Story, maybe Some Other day). Anyways, I decided to go ahead and did some Research on it.

And when I search about the country code +221 I got a result from Yahoo Answers like this..



Ha Ha Ha, Shows like I am not the Only Sweetheart of Julian(Miss).

So these things to have happened to many people. And now my James Bond Brain has Figured Out everything.

Look at this



In her 1st email, she tells me, where did she find my email. And then asks me to email on her yahoo id. This email was send from julian01blah@gmail.com.

So, the whole idea, is to send as many email to people from all over the world and ask them to email on a particular id.

And all the Fools, like me, will fall for this and email on her yahoo id, where she comes to know this who wants to be her sweetheart.

Case Solved, File Closed!!!

If you ever get any email from Julian, tell her that I miss her. Mark it spam, this is same as people who offer you to make you a millionaire just by sitting on lawn chair.

Lets talk people who like being lonely, its been said that living with a partner cost your much than living alone, as there are two people taking care of home and they have more expenses. But when a personal is living alone, he has controlled expanses as there are hardly an extra expense.

But let me tell you its all wrong, if you are living alone, the cost of living will be much more than that of living with a partner,

As you will be eating out most of the time whereas if you live with your partner, it is limited to weekends only, and the more time you spend together. And all the work is divided into two people, so there is less effort to do things at home.

Whereas if you are living alone you have all the work do on your on, be it cleaning, cooking, shopping any many other things, or the worse case, you hire someone to do all these things, so the cost of living goes too high for people living alone than people living with partners.

But there are few other advantages to the loner people too. As they don’t have to share things with some, and I tell you what, I really being a loner. I have always been a loner.

So the other things can be worked out to attain my freedom, my privacy.

Home making can be done easy with loads of products from the market. Get carpet cleaning machines& Equipment and you never will need a helper for it to do these things as henry vacuum cleaners are good vacuums, the technology has enabled us to get cleaning supplies on demand.

Microwaves ovens can be used to prepare food instantly and you can still enjoy being a loner. And at the end of the day, you decide which side of bed you want to sleep on.

Its not only me but there are thousands of guys confused what a girl notices in a guy, so that guy could make themselves according to the choices of girls.

1^st I thought a girl like guys with loaded wallets so that he could fulfill her ice cream chocolate needs.

But when I watched this, I was wrong.

The other thought came in my mind that maybe they like chocolate guys, who are as sweet as like themselves. But it too failed to be the truth.

Then I thought it might be a guy with sculpted physique, but it too proved me wrong when I looked at this.

So many things came and gone, but the question still remains the same.

So I just made a statement that the most confused creature in the world is so moody that they can like anyone if they think a bull dog is as cute as Brad Pit

Hey doggy, can we change our places just for a sec?.

What a ugly lucky monkey. Well the motive of this post is not to discuss the luck of that monkey, but the preferences of women. you know they are the most unpredictable and floating nature.

I am still doing my research for last 5 year that what they notice in Men. But, whatever the fact might be.

its really impossible to say what they like in us (Men).

If that ugly monkey can enjoy the valley of love. anyone can try to get his place.

or else, I’ll just request that money to change place for a while.

My Name is Asif Ahmed. I live in Delhi .I am a Student .I study Business .I Like Surfing net .I have Other interests also. I am a Liberian. I was born in 1986 .I am Preparing for Chartered Accountancy. I am a Singer Also. In Short I am an Artist.
Most of my time goes on Internet, I love to surf it and I believe it is the greatest invention for the entire humanity.One can never ever imagine how deep Knowledge he gets by surfing the web.I rarely watch T.V.as it just a wastage of your time they don’t give much of knowledge,it is better to go for a walk rather than killing your time watching stupid T.V shows.

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