Category — General

Oh Hell, I forgot to Wish myself,

Belated Happy B’day to Me

see, How careless I am, I was so busy in Celebrating my B’day, that i forgot to Publish it on my Blog, and now All the Pics have been deleted from my Camera, as well as my Notebook

I did not get this News from any Newspaper, Nor I am Interested in these kind of Awards,

I am a fan of Kennysia and have been following him for a year.

He has got a great Sense of Humor, and that is the reason i like reading his every post, he is a controversial guy, creates a wave by his every killer post.

I have seen him Insulting every living or non-living thing on this Planet, but he still inspires me for creating blog entries like him.

few day ago, he wrote a post about the Datuk, which is

Every year on their birthdays, the State Governors in Malaysia give out presents on their own birthdays.

The birthday presents come in the form of state titles, or “Datuks”. It is a major honour to be named “Datuk” by the State Governors. “Datuk” in Malaysia is the equivalent of “Sir” in the UK.

“Datuk” is also Malay for “Grandpa”. Actually, no one knows for sure why they wanna reward people by calling them “Grandpa”, but I think it’s because the State Governor doesn’t wanna feel too old on his birthday.

This Time, They will be Awarding this Datuk thing to Famous Bollywood Actor Shahrukh Khan.

Reason is, he flowed in many tourists to a Place in Malaysia. by Shooting a Film There.

There has been no Posts for 10 days, The reason is, I am at a Place where there is no Mobile Phone Service, No Internet for Home Users, I am using my Dad’s Office PC to do it See, How concerned I am .  anyway, I am here for few more days, say like 5 more . and i am enjoying every bit of it.

will post few photos when i reach my place on 12th October.

I am going Home for few days and I don’t think I will be able to access Internet there,

there is no mobile service because its on near India-Nepal Border, so as of now it has not been approved by the Army Officials.

Here is a Google Earth Screenshot

Dharchulla is the place i am going, but its not my Native home. I am going there because my father work there, my family has for members including me.

Hopefully Eid is Expected to be on 2nd of march, I’ll celebrate it with my family.

I’ll Publish those snaps when i get back to Delhi.

Few Days ago I wrote a post about my friend buying an AUDI type 89 Car at Rs 35000.

I used the Picture of the car by searching on Google, but was again at my firend’s place and took few snaps of his Car.

As I wrote the Problem about this Car, he cant Drive it, because he haven’t got the paperwork done.

This is same like you got a Hot Girlfriend tonight and you haven’t got a Condom

I feel the same way.

this is the reason hi dont take care of it and now he is selling this car in Scrap for Rs 40000.

Anyway, you can still take a look the a Rear portion.

As you all must have Watched the Movie Tare Zameen Par, I hope all of you Have Liked the Move. As always there are still few people who were not satisfied with it and decided to do a remake of the movie.

So, Here is it. Fully Faltoo Presents Bechare Zammen Par, Staring None Other than Cyrus S, And one thing more it has songs in it.

The Movie Premiers Today, i.e 20th Sept, 2008 at 7 PM on Mtv.

Here is the preview

I think i’ll have to write a review of this movie,

huh! lot of work.

anyway, i am still not home, I am at my Friends Place with only one pair of Jeans and a Kurta. (I even forgot to bring my Toothbrush).

Maybe i’ll be back on my routine on Monday.

Well, if you are a regular reader of this blog, you must know who the hell Asif Ahmed is.

But the About Me page is not something which is updated. So, I thought to write an entry about me.

So, Who is Asif Ahmed?

Sorry to tell you that I am no big shot, but as it’s my blog I think I have full rights to give myself complete footage and respect. And from now on, I’ll write about is as a third person.

Asif Ahmed (on September 29, 2008) is twenty something guy from India, lives in the capital of the country, New Delhi.

He came to New Delhi from Aligarh, where he was studying his 12^th in Commerce, However his parents wanted me to Study Science, but he was not able to get Science there (was not able to beat the competition), commerce is good and he recommends you to make you children study Commerce.

Early life

He was born in Lucknow, Utter Pradesh, on 17^th October 1986. Lucknow happens to be his Mother’s Place and he really enjoys Visits to Lucknow. He lived at his mother’s place for two years and his Father was Doing Chartered Accountancy (CA) from Calcutta (Now Kolkata). He spent one year in his village Azamgarh, Utter Pradesh. And then Moved to Kolkata, where his father was working in a firm and preparing for Final Exam of CA. In the year 1990, his father got a Job in National Hydroelectric Power Corporation Ltd. (NHPC). NHPC is a Central Government Company, which produces electricity and all its projects are in hilly regions on India. So, his Father was posted in Baramulla, Jammu and Kashmir (J&K). His was the only child of his parents, so there were three people in the family, so the whole family shifted to Kashmir.

He started his education in a nursery in the NHPC colony and later next year, in 1991 he was taken to Central School, Baramulla, where he studies till 4^th standard. In 1995, his father got transferred to Chamba, Himachal Pradesh. And he again had to study in 4^th Standard as he was not able to complete it in Kashmir. He lived in Chamba for 7 years (from 1995 to 2002) and completed his high school from DAV School, Chamba. These were probably the best day of his life he spent. He got some of his best friends who are still in contact (thanks to Social Networking Sites). When he was in 5^th standard, his Sister Javeria was both on 15^th August, 1996. When he was in 9^th Standard, his father again got transferred to Doda, J&K. but because it was Asif’s Crucial time of his Studies, his family remained in Chamba and his Father Joined his job in Doda.

It was the time when Asif got his 1^st Bike on 5^th September, 2001.

he really his B’day gift and enjoyed riding on it. But after completing his high school in March, 2002, he had to leave Chamba and Go to Aligarh, to prepare for the Competition to get admission in Aligarh Muslim University (AMU).

After the test he was selected in commerce and took admission in it. He studied commerce and passed 12^th in 2004, he continued his B.com from AMU and passed it in 2007. He then Moved to New Delhi to prepare for CA, he 1^st stayed in Janakpuri, New Delhi, with his friends who came to Delhi just after 12^th in 2004.

He joined a Global Vantedge, a BPO, were his job was to make calls to USA and ask for the Past Due amount of their AT&T Phones. The Job was really hectic but it gave Rs.7100/- at the end of the moth. He worked their, for 5 months and left the company without giving any notice. He then shifted to Laxminagar where he started Online Business on July 2007.

For one year, he did nothing but online blogging, marketing and many other things which could possibly get some money in his pocket.

He gave his CA exam once but the paper got leaked and he never gave any exam again.

After that he decided to do MBA and started thinking of Preparing for CAT, but his life is really a mess, the year 2008 is going smooth for him as he is planning to Shift to Singapore after giving CAT test.

This thing till here, is never going to change,but little thing about me keep changing and that would be done here on my blog.

Have you ever come across these type of people, I have, they think they are cool, and I smile back to them in the most decent way to just as a part of formality.

they start feeling comfortable, but hey you! that is my comfort zone.

they never ever stop.

I have come across many faces from time to time and I still happen see these kind of people.

one thing I remember, when I was in 10th class, in 2002. There was a guy from the other school, he was also in 10th and as of being of same age group, we met several times, and he used to make fun of me in any damn way.

I used to hate him as hell.

then it was a day which was very important day in my life at that time, there were many girls of my and his school. I was him coming to me ( I am sorry, I am not a great story teller, cant recreate the situation, but its was really amusing for me).

So, he came to me and said hello, it was something like I met him for few times and we are good friends. we talked to each other  for five minutes and went opposite sides.

my friends, who knew that he is not good to me, were surprised that he didn’t say even a single thing to make me feel embarrassing.

later my friend, ask him, that why he didn’t do it, he said

“ I don’t want him to feel embarrassing in from of girls”

So, literally speaking, you used to enjoy me all the time, and I let him enjoy me all the time, that was the reason he never tried to do all that in front of girls.

So, what would be the moral of the story? Many, I think.

LORENZ’s LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

ANTHONY’S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
KOVAC’S CONUNDRUM:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged tone.
CANNON’S KARMIC LAW:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O’BRIEN’S VARIATION LAW:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
BELL‘S THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
RUBY’S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

WILLOUGHBY‘S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

ZADRA’S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

BREDA‘S RULE:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
OWEN’S LAW:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

HOWDEN’S LAW:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you’re near the mailbox.

Almost all of us have read this story in our schools, but most of us don’t follow it.

Old version: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The
grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food
or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

New version: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The
grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed
while others are cold and starving. NDTV, BBC and CNN show up to provide
pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his
comfortable home with a table filled with food. The world is stunned by
the sharp contrast.
How can it be that the poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house. Medha
Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers, demanding that
grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. Amnesty
International and Kofi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not
upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper. The Internet is
flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper.
Opposition MPs disrupt the Parliament work and stage a walkout. Left
parties call for a “Bharat Bandh” in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a
judicial enquiry. The CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing
ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of
poverty among ants and grasshoppers. Lalu Prasad allocates one free
coach to the grasshoppers on all Indian Railway trains, aptly named the
Grasshopper Rath. Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention
of Terrorism against Grasshoppers Act (POTAGA), with effect from the
beginning of the winter. Arjun Singh makes special reservation for
grasshoppers in educational institutions and in government services.

The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, has nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes. His home is confiscated by the government,
and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by the NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it a “triumph of Justice”. CPM calls it the
“revolutionary resurgence of the downtrodden” . Kofi Annan invites the
grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly. Many years later, the
ant has migrated to the USA and being diligent and sincere, set up a
multi-billion dollar company in the Silicon Valley. Hundreds of
grasshoppers still die of starvation in India despite reservation. As a
result of losing a lot of hard-working ants and feeding the lazy
grasshoppers, India is still a developing country.