Asif Ahmed Random thoughts of an Average Guy

1Mar/100

Celebration ends with 1 Dead and 13 Injured

Wish you a very happy Holi, Holi is a festival of colors and I hope you all enjoyed it. But, wait, why few people forget how to celebrate, they fill themselves with Liquor and thats what a local driver did here in Dharchula.

Accident

The passenger MAX Jeep, which had 14 people in it was out of control at a bridge and fell into the 100 feet narrow ditch. the driver, who was drunk, died on the spot, two were serious and were sent to ICU and other 11 were injured.

1 Died and 13 got injured

the biggest loss is loss of life, the driver might not have felt the pain while dying as he was drunk but think about his family who lived on his income. 

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9Jan/100

The Guy at the Bus Stand

May 2004. New Delhi. I was waiting for my bus to the New Delhi railway station from Janakpuri. This was the time when metro route was still under construction. At the Bus stand I Spotted a guy, looking much tensed, He was looking at his wrist watch every now and then. He was dressed at his best, the white shirt might be his best one, and so, today was defiantly a big day for him.

After waiting for some time, he inquired about bus route from a guy next to him, and being at the distance of around 3 to 4 meters, I could only figure out that he (the other guy) showed him the other side of the road, and he just rushed to the other side of the road, the only mistake he did was, he did not notice the Blue line bus coming from the other direction.

I and other people standing on the Bus Stand assumed that he crossed the road, but, when the Bus moved from there, I saw him lying on the road, fainted completely, there was no blood, but a big and noticeable soiling on his forehead, the Bus might have hit him but no one noticed, I with other two guys ran quickly to him, his bag was there on the road, files were out, and a hundred rupees note was also there.

The two other guys carried him to the Bus stand and I picked up all the papers, money and the Resume, which has his name, Ravi Kumar and his qualifications, Btech from some university in Punjab. And career objective, to work in a competitive atmosphere and ready to work in any flexible shift. And there was one other page which has an address of a BPO Company based in Gurgaon.

This tells the whole story, he was dressed well because he had an interview to face today, and he was waiting for a bus for Gurgaon. This was another Engineer who was ready to work in a BPO, because BPO Companies pay more than others, there are more than 2000 BPOs in Delhi and NCR, which means easily available jobs, they provide free meals and free cabs and the biggest reason, no Company want engineers from Any XYZ College.

The one hundred rupees note tells me that it might be his last hundred rupee note and he might have promised himself that he will definitely get hired today, but I suppose, it was not his lucky day, but to be more on the positive side, he was lucky enough that he wasn’t killed by the deadly Blueline Bus.

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2Sep/091

Ek Ajeeb Si Bechaini Hai……..

It’s been A while, I haven’t written anything on my blog. Ok, I have got an excuse for it. My life Offline is so messed up right now. i am not able to make time for anything.

So, I decided to use my friend Sourav’s Content. {without his permission :) }

So here we go…..

Alone

Ek Ajib Si Kashish Hai;
Ek Ajib Si Khamosi Hai;
Ek Ajib Si Khwaish Hai;
Ek Ajib Sa Adhurapan Hai;
Ek Ajib Si Bechaiyni Hai;
Ek Anjana Sa Dar Hai;
Bari Ghinaoni Nafrat Hai ||
Phir Ek Ajib Si Ghabrahat Hai;
Anjana Yeh Jahah Hai:
Anjana Har Koyi Hai:
Bhir Mein Bhi Sannata Hai;
Sannate Mein Dehekta Shor Hai...
Shor Mein Ek Aawaj Hai...
Na Jane Wo Kya Hai ??
Na Jane Wo Kya Hai ???
Hairan Hu, Pareshan Hu,
Kya Mein Abhi Bhi Anjan Hu |
Anjan Hu Ya Nadan Hu,
Chahe Jo Bhi Hu, Mein Aisa Hi Hu,
Pahle Majburi Thi Aab to Aadat Hai!
Ha Mein Khush Hu !!
Kya Mein Khush Hu ???
Ha Mein Bahut Khush Hu !!!
Aapne Liye Nahi:
Kuch Aapno Ke Liye,
Kyu Ki Unhe Bhi Jina Hai...
4 everyhing u miss....u gain sumthing....4 everything u gain u lose sumthing....its not what the thing is...but how u look at it....

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2Sep/091

Ek Ajeeb Si Bechaini Hai……..

It’s been A while, I haven’t written anything on my blog. Ok, I have got an excuse for it. My life Offline is so messed up right now. i am not able to make time for anything.

So, I decided to use my friend Sourav’s Content. {without his permission :) }

So here we go…..

Alone

Ek Ajib Si Kashish Hai;
Ek Ajib Si Khamosi Hai;
Ek Ajib Si Khwaish Hai;
Ek Ajib Sa Adhurapan Hai;
Ek Ajib Si Bechaiyni Hai;
Ek Anjana Sa Dar Hai;
Bari Ghinaoni Nafrat Hai ||
Phir Ek Ajib Si Ghabrahat Hai;
Anjana Yeh Jahah Hai:
Anjana Har Koyi Hai:
Bhir Mein Bhi Sannata Hai;
Sannate Mein Dehekta Shor Hai...
Shor Mein Ek Aawaj Hai...
Na Jane Wo Kya Hai ??
Na Jane Wo Kya Hai ???
Hairan Hu, Pareshan Hu,
Kya Mein Abhi Bhi Anjan Hu |
Anjan Hu Ya Nadan Hu,
Chahe Jo Bhi Hu, Mein Aisa Hi Hu,
Pahle Majburi Thi Aab to Aadat Hai!
Ha Mein Khush Hu !!
Kya Mein Khush Hu ???
Ha Mein Bahut Khush Hu !!!
Aapne Liye Nahi:
Kuch Aapno Ke Liye,
Kyu Ki Unhe Bhi Jina Hai...
4 everyhing u miss....u gain sumthing....4 everything u gain u lose sumthing....its not what the thing is...but how u look at it....

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10Jun/091

Every Women has a Men in it

"Why are women finding it so difficult to find a boyfriend?" I asked a male friend during a dinner of sushi and sake.

"They are?" he said, raising an eyebrow. "All a woman has to do is smile at us and we'll have sex with her." He said this without a hint of sarcasm.

"But what about the commitment thing?" I ventured.

"Oh that," he replied. "Well, that we'll only do when it becomes obvious that a girl we're pseudo-dating proves to be the perfect girlfriend. With so many options these days, why settle for anything less?"

He went on to explain that while he'd happily bonk his dutiful f--- buddy, the thought of committing to her (and ditching the other three women on his speed dial) was enough to make him cringe ...

True, Very True, Girls are just like that.

Just Yesterday, my friend told me that He and his New GF decided not to talk to each other for two days, this mean not to talk even on phone. and you know what, He got a call from his GF the Same Evening. She said she was missing her, and she could not control herself from calling him.

They are confused, they are conscious, they are delicate ( well most of them are, and that a good thing i suppose) and above all, they cry on almost every possible occasion.

Why women cry for the commitment thing?

Well, I don’t understand, who the hell gave this thing in their favour, I mean I have a circle of friends (all guys) and all cry about their GFs leaving them for a better Guy, or a Better Career. and yes, count me in. I am happened to be in the same league.(a Long Story, will write some other day).

lets talk with an example, C is a beautiful girl, who ditched three guys X,Y,Z and finally ended up finding her mister perfect P, who is Smart, Tough and wealthy than X,Y,Z,.

Now, of this P, becomes the Playboy and ditches her. She will call herself Cinderella, who has always been pushed back in life. She will cry out calling bad names to Men, and all the women will come in support of her. this will be the time when they all will cry out together, Men are Gods, men Are Dogs.

Well, Excuse Me, Bitches, can’t you see, your Cinderella ditched three guys, what about that?

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7Mar/090

A Brand Story

This is not a Story Actually!!!!

SDC10353

A Brand New Sunglasses for Me!!

SDC10354

Its not Rayban, Its Rayspeed.

Comes very cheap.

Shakespeare once said “What’s in the name

So, Does Brand Really matter to you?

Well, there is a price difference,

Rayban costs Rs 3500/-  ($75)

Rayspeed costs Rs 350/- (Less than $10)

I think You might Agree with William Shakespeare, Now. :D

Asssiiff

Well, Don’t you think its Worth!!!

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18Jan/090

Face of Global Recession

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This was a Sad News for All of us (not just US). But It wasn’t a crying situation for me.

I mean I was Getting what I used to get and MY life was a mess because of the other things which were worse than the Market Fall.

Now, its a pain for me too. Take a look at the photo. This will let you know how much we are offered.

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30Dec/080

Goodbye Year 2008

The month December was little weird for me. Despite of the fact that I went to my relatives place for a fortnight but the other 15 days on this month were so damn long that I thought I was on some other planet, where the time run very slowly.

But its true to say that painful days are long, If I would have been happy at the moment, the time would have been passed by so easily.

In November, well, let me tell you the exact date also. It was 26th of November, and the time was 7 in the morning. I did a goof up and my PayPal account got limited for some reason. It is still not fixed. I am using my friend’s account to get the payments, but it is still in his account.

The other thing on the same day happened was, the Electricity Meter was Taking off by the Electric Department due to the non-payment of Bill, which was about Rs7000 ($150).

The electricity got fixed just yesterday and I have shifted to my friend’s place. Its 6 in the morning and I am not at all feeling sleepy. I don’t think my Insomnia is going to get over.

31st December is going to be the same 31th of every 2nd month of the year.

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17Nov/084

I am Still Alive

I am just doing this post to let you all know that I am Alive, I am not dead, and this is the main problem of a blog, when it is not updated for a long time, it looks like a haunted place where no one lives.

So, I don’t want my blog to look like a haunted place. I don’t have a prince’s Life, my life is not a Bollywood movie, and it really sucks right now.

All I do is I Wake up, stick to my Lappy, and go to bed. Dude! That really S.U.C.K.S.

Well, I have seen Movies and was right here online.

Check Out my new blog Undestanding.com

Well, It’s a blog on Making Money Online, well, that’s not very boring, you can really make money and that’s what I am doing for last one year.

Well, you can read the Review of Dostana ( Hindi Movie).

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22Oct/080

Belated Happy Bday to me.

Oh Hell, I forgot to Wish myself,

Belated Happy B’day to Me

see, How careless I am, I was so busy in Celebrating my B’day, that i forgot to Publish it on my Blog, and now All the Pics have been deleted from my Camera, as well as my Notebook

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