Category — Fun Stuff

We keep hearing rumours every now and then; sometimes they scare the hell out of you. In 25 years of my life, I myself have encountered few rumours which scared me to the hell.

Here are the biggest rumours I have heard till date.

Steal Body (1993)

This happened when I was in 2^nd Standard, according to the rumours Steal Body was a RoboCop like Man who was made of steel (or wore a steel cover), and he was capable of jumping 100ft above the ground, grab a dozen of people and many more features which a human brain can imagine.

But, it was a rumour created by Army men to keep people locked down in their homes at night so that they can perform their daily operations to capture the militants. This was early 1990s and terrors was at its peak. And you know what? I got shot in the foot.

Just Kidding

Mrig attacking Children (1997)

When I lived in Chamba, there again was a rumour about a Narnia (the movie) like Lion or Tiger (No one actually knew about what it was) which turn itself into anything, be it stone, plant or a cute little girl and could attack anyone and eat them.

But the actual story was, there was a tiger (which is called Mrig in local language of Chamba) and it attacked domestic animals to eat them. Parents used this to scare their children to stop them playing for long and concentrate on their studies. Parents are so mean sometimes.

Monkey Man (2001)

This was when I was in Delhi; there was a rumour that a Man (which looked like a monkey) or a Monkey (which looked like a man) used to attack people in Chandni Chowk area. And the best part was that people actually claimed to see that thing in real. Nothing came out and it was turn into a Rumour, which become a plot for a movie called Delhi 6 (Staring Abhishek Bachchan and Sonam Kapoor)

Man giving Birth to a baby (2008)

When I heard it for the first time, I imaged myself giving birth to a baby and I swear to the holy sprits, it was THE painful thing I have ever imagined. I asked to GOD, why are you changing your plans?

Anyways, I later read that he/she was a girl and had paid the doctors to make her a boy, but, I guess no one can mess up with God’s machinery and thus, she/he Got pregnant leading to the rumours that a Guy got pregnant. Thank you God…Thank you for making me a Man.

People Turing into Stone (2012)

This was the most recent one, I think that was 2012 effect, people were spreading this rumour that the world will end in 2012 since 2010. Everyone knew it was a rumour, but few people of Lucknow play this prank on 4^Th January that the person who will sleep will turn into stones. And it was all over Lucknow till 4 AM. People were getting calls from their relatives about that.

Everyone was scared while I was thinking, Wow, what a viral effect. It was spread all over Lucknow in just few hours and that too via phone. I wish I could do viral effect to one of my products.

People will laugh at you if you say that t you haven’t heard of MTV Roadie, For all those people (who were living under the rocks) If you ask me, it’s totally a nonsense fake reality show where people are tortured till the end and the judges do every possible thing to make it their (contestants’’) worst experience in their lives.

But if you still want to consider as I reality show then here are few facts that can prove you wrong. Here is an Interesting Wrap up Story from Roadies 4 to Roadies 7 (Opens in new tab).

Roadies 8 Auditions

It’s the time when the bald brothers again started screwing people with their shits. I have watched couple of Episodes of MTV Roadies myself and have observed that only people whom they (judges) think will be some entertainment to them or people would be interested to see them further in the show, are selected and others are sent home.

Raghu and Rajiv are two people who get a lot of entertainment for free, even I enjoy watching it, I mean I love when they screw guys who try to be cool or disrespect girls, but sometimes it pisses me off when I see these two bald boys going completely *ssholes making fun of people and abusing them for no reason.
Okay guys, you have a popular show in your hands and the show has a great following.

Watch on YouTube

Here is an the video of Roadies 8 Auditions where a guy Suraj aka Nagesh trying to get the sympathy of the judges and he actually gets it, but the sad part is, He is a Fake. If you watch the above video, do you think he is that unlucky? I mean Okay, you are from a village and you don’t have any friends, you worked as a floor cleaner, dish washer and even sweeper. Before going inside the dark room he said he never watched any episode so far and when he is talking to these three idiots (R, R, and R) he mention that he made a decision to go for Roadies after watching it on TV. You can read more here.

If the show is not scripted

So, this leads me to say that Raghu and Rajiv and also Ranavijay (R, R, and R) are the biggest fools who were not able to catch or point out any lie of this guy.

And if the show is scripted

I would say again, these two Dumb and Bald ( R and R) know nothing about life, all the statements which impressed me and made me think that Raghu is the creator of a popular show for a reason. But hey Raghu, if you shout about something which is already planned and reading all those statements form a Script, you are just Barking like a DOG.

If I still believe that the show was not scripted when it started but you guys started adding masala to it which really bores. I would prefer to watch a saas bahu show which I can watch with my family.

I was searching for something in Google and Google suggested me few keywords which are in order of most searched keywords in Google India.

Seems like Indians don’t know how to get pregnant, But how come India got 1 Billion people?

I Had a nice day, worked so much and I slept at 4 in the morning an woke up at 8.

today i got an email from my cousin, it’s of the those forwarded emails which used to be popular back in 2002- 2003. Seems like it took about 7 years for it to reach my inbox.

Read it an laugh…..

Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier’s Spoken English"
…. Njoy ………..with his…………..English…………..
Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier’s Spoken English"
# At the ground:
—————–
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs please come here).
# To a boy, angrily:
———————
I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
———————–
You, rotate the ground four times…
You, go and understand the tree…
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late – say YES or NO …..(?)

# Sir at his best:
—————
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school… (to that boy) – "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
———————————————-
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves – I will take the bigger half.
Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today…
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
Take 5 cm wire of any length….
Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences …
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no …. U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"
At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "
VERY IMPORTANT : ok enjoy this English, but dont forget your English !!!

Ok, So, its been a long time,  But I am not dead. I was just searching for some suitable offers and I got to chat with Joe. 

but, it seems even she isn’t ready ready to guide me.

PS: People with Zero Sense of Humor, this is a Joke and I am not that Desperate.

Short Note: I don’t know why Sundays are so important for people. TV News is disturbing my sleep, they say Aamir Khan is travelling the small cities of India.

If you are not living under the rock or something, you must be hearing a lot of news about Tiger Woods Infidelity, He has been cheating his wife Elin,ever since they got married in 2004. 14 women have been linked with him. I wonder this Would be Elin asking for an Explanation.

Have a Nice Sunday!!! I am Off to Sleep again.